The Unitarian Jihad

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sibling Cattle Prod of Patience.

Get yours.

Thanks to Sam Ruby for pointing out Jon Carroll's fantastic column on the newest movement in America. My favorite part:

People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Welcome to the Jihad. Seriously, welcome. Have some coffee and pie.